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"What about selling drugs to the rich and keeping the money for ourselves?"
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"All right, switch to Plan B - rob from the poor and make ourselves rich."
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'Don't get me started about the poor...because of them I can't afford to retire.'
"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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"Sherwood Forest...Robin Hood speaking."
"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
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'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'
"Don't you just hate spam mail?"
'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'
Robbing Hood taking from the poor and giving to the rich.
"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"
"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."
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"Why is Robin Hood dominating the @#&%! 24-hour news cycle?"
A Message from Marion
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'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'
'It just so happens that robbing the rich and giving to the poor is a Government monopoly!'
Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'
"Oh, this? Crazy story..."
Royal tax collector: 'You say you rob from the rich and give to the poor, but you srill need receipts.'
"Robin Hood robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. He'd have made a good democrat."
'As fiscal politicians, we've got to act like a modern Robin Hood - we take it from the poor and give it to the rich!'
'... And you must be Little John...!'
Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest
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