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'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'
Employees of the Month
Tags:immigrants, immigration, build the wall, taking our jobs, robot, robots, robotics, employee, employees, employee of the month, robotics engineer, robotics engineering, robotics engineers, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics, electronics engineering, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, engineering, engineers, engineer, robot takeover, politics, government, tech, technology
"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
Tags:electric car, electric cars, self-driving car, self-driving cars, pulled over, highway patrol, modern times, autonomous, autonomy, vehicle, vehicles, smart, intelligent, intelligence, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, police, police car, police cars, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets
"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."
Tags:robot, robots, robotic, robotics, cyborg, cyborgs, dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, modern dance, modern dances, interpretive dance, ai, a.i., artificial intelligence, takeover, takeovers, robot apocalypse, machine, machines, machine learning, passion, passions, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, art, arts, artist, artists, artistry, artiste, artistes, pretentious
A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
Tags:dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets
A series of wind-up tin cups walk past a man on the sidewalk.
Tags:cup, cups, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, hobo, hobos, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, mechanization, mechanisation, automation, automated, robot, robots, worker, workers, job loss, job losses, tramp, tramps, take work, takes work, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements
'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'
"Nice to put a face with a call."
"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."
"If you don't need anything, I'm going to shut down my emotions for the night."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication, emotion, emotions, feelings, shut down, shut out, robot, robots, robotic, unfeeling, unemotional, for the night, for the evening, unavailable, emotionally unavailable, lack of communication
"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"
"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
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Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, steve bannon, stephen bannon, insane, mad, right wing news, right wing media, fake news, robot, robots, robotic body, killer robot, baddie, baddies, villain, villains, comic book villain, comic book villain, supervillian, supervillians, acronym, acronyms
"I'm in way over my head"
Tags:toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed
Build-Your-Own-Robot Kit/Destroy-Your-Brother's-Robot Kit
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
Tags:artificial intelligence, a.i., ai, intellect, intellects, intelligence, intellectual, intellectuals, scientist, scientists, scientific experiment, scientific experiments, brain, brains, brainpower, brain power, brain-power, robot, robots, technological advances, caution, cautious, technical advances, technical advancements, technological advancements, machine learning
"The doctors said, 'We can rebuild your husband. Faster. Stronger.' But then I thought, 'Hold on just a second...'"
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, vacuuming, cleaning, clean, cleans, housework, chore, chores, household labor, household labour, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, cyborg, cyborgs, robot, robots, medical, medical procedures, medical procedure, rebuild, rebuilt
For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.
Wow, owners really do look like their pets.
"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"
Tags:plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, technology, robot, robots, interruption, interruptions, distraction, distractions, distracted, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, role reversal, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life
"Bob? Bob Henderson? I'd recognize that face from my extensive database anywhere!"
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0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.