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'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'
Employees of the Month
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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
Tags:electric car, electric cars, self-driving car, self-driving cars, pulled over, highway patrol, modern times, autonomous, autonomy, vehicle, vehicles, smart, intelligent, intelligence, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, police, police car, police cars, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets
A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
Tags:dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets
A series of wind-up tin cups walk past a man on the sidewalk.
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'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'
"If you don't need anything, I'm going to shut down my emotions for the night."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication, emotion, emotions, feelings, shut down, shut out, robot, robots, robotic, unfeeling, unemotional, for the night, for the evening, unavailable, emotionally unavailable, lack of communication
"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
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"I'm in way over my head"
Tags:toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
Tags:artificial intelligence, a.i., ai, intellect, intellects, intelligence, intellectual, intellectuals, scientist, scientists, scientific experiment, scientific experiments, brain, brains, brainpower, brain power, brain-power, robot, robots, technological advances, caution, cautious, technical advances, technical advancements, technological advancements, machine learning
For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.
"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"
Tags:plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, technology, robot, robots, interruption, interruptions, distraction, distractions, distracted, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, role reversal, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life
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"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."
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"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"
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"Didn't we already see this movie?"
"Please type the letters you see above."
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2016: Final human job replaced by robot.
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'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'
Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting
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"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."