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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
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'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'
"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."
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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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"If you don't need anything, I'm going to shut down my emotions for the night."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication, emotion, emotions, feelings, shut down, shut out, robot, robots, robotic, unfeeling, unemotional, for the night, for the evening, unavailable, emotionally unavailable, lack of communication
For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."
'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'
A robot keeps a drone in a cage as a pet.
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'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."
"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"
"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."
Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
'Would you like microchips with that?'
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'Get back in here and finish your lunch.'
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
"A robot took over my job, so they let me go. But then the robot got promoted and hired me back."