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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
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'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'
Employees of the Month
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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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"I'm in way over my head"
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For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."
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'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'
"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."
A robot keeps a drone in a cage as a pet.
'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'
'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'
"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."
Tags:technological advances, technological advancement, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancement, technical advancements, waiter, waiters, server, servers, robot, robots, robotics, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, gym, gyms, modern life, digital age
'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'
"He says he feels empty inside."
"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"I think I was only invited for one reason."
Tags:invitation, invitations, invite, invites, inviting, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, beach party, beach parties, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used, feel used, feels used, feeling used, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, charge, charges, charging, charger, chargers, battery, batteries, battery life, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts
'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'
Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."
"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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