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'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
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'Are you serious?! All you nabbed was a dollar?'
"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"
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A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
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'Hand over the brain.'
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Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
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I got your shirt
"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."
"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."
"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
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'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'
'Always stress the positive. Instead of, ‘Give me the cash or I'll shoot,' try, ‘Hand over your money and no one gets hurt.'
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
'Nothing Personal...but I got to Pay Paul.'
"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."
'This is going to hurt me more than it is you.. I've got Arthritis on my shoulder.'
OK! Hands up all those who know what this is?Learning the hard way.
"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."
'What's so funny is we only have a roll of quarters left.'
"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"
"Stockings and guns are allowed, but you can only claim a portion of your car. How often was it used to get away?"
'This is a market correction.'
'Oh no! We've been Bruegelled!'
Bank robber wearing tights wonders why the cashiers are laughing at him.
'When I said 'stick em up' I didn't mean with a glue gun!'