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'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'
"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building, constructing, material, materials, construction, tree, trees, wood, maple, home, homes, houses, house, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, interior, interiors, exterior, exteriors, renovating, renovation, renovations
A giant rodent on a ski lift
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, food, eating, dining, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, tree, trees, sugar maple, sugar maples, maple tree, maple trees, maple, maples, evergreen, evergreens, evergreen tree, evergreen trees, fir tree, fir trees, fir, firs, pine tree, pine trees, pine, pines
"Nuts to you, too."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nut, nuts, nuts to you, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, wordplay, word play
"I look into the jaws of death and I laugh—ha ha."
Thorn in a Lion's Paw
Tags:lion, lions, mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, doctor, doctors, medical doctors, medical doctor, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operating, operating room, operating theatre, operating theater, operating rooms, operating theatres, operating theaters, spectate, spectators, spectators, audience, surgery, androcles, androclus, the lion and the mouse, thorn in paw, aesops fables, aesop's fables, sleeping lion, sleeping lions, a sleeping lion, brave, bravery, courage, couragous
'We close at six.'
"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."
Tags:cheese, cheese lover, cheese lovers, dairy, snack, snacks, food, foods, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mouse, talking mice, talking rat, talking rats, love, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"All in all, the squirrel news is good."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, news, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, broadcaster, broadcasters, newsman, newsmen, news anchor, news anchors, anchormen, anchorman, good news, media, broadcasting
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice
"He's a porcupine, and he's prickly. I accept that."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, squirrel, squirrels, porcupine, porcupines, rodent, rodents, forest, forests, wild, relationship, relationships, friendship, friend, friends, mate, mates, accept, accepting, acceptance, tolerant, tolerance, prickly
"About time they did something about the rats!"
"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."
'I'm not backin' up! . . . You back up!'
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
"O.K., we'll walk, but don't feed the street life."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, privilege, privileges, white privilege, daughter, daughters, bird, birds, pigeons, pigeon, rat, rats, mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, homeless, homelessness, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, feed the homeless, charity shop, charity shops, charity, charities, donate, donation, donations, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandled, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, spare some change, bum, bums, poor, poverty
The Tooth Ferret
Tags:ferret, ferrets, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nightmare, night, tooth, teeth, dental, dentist, tooth fairy, toothfairy, tooth fairies, fairy, fairies, childhood, child, kid, kids, children, misunderstood, misunderstanding, listen, listens, listened, listening, listening skill, listening skills, threat, tension, tense
"Mr. Hayward. Mouse in accounting!"
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
"Ratting people out has been good to me."
"You've put on weight."