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"Well, Margaret, you're the Kelly Ripa of our little group, perhaps you can cheer us all up."
"Frankly, I feel we can learn much from China. For example, restoring dignity to the concept of menial labor."
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"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."
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"I'm going for a tan somewhere between the Kardashians and what little hair Trump has left.@
The Incorrectness of Santa
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"Dad, where were you when the big money was being made?"
Hall of Fame.
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'Students are influenced by television, video games, advertising, music, fashion, and their teachers. I'm looking to hire teachers that can reverse that order.'
"Take us to Lady Gaga."
'You need to stop smoking. It's really not that hard. I've done it myself several times.'
'Great. Just what we need: another quality-improvement campaign!'
"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"
'I'm a natural leader. I was the first one over the cliff.'
"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."
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'Brother Andrew is a big Elvis fan.'
"When did you start referring to Nixon as the Old Warrior?"
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"Don't worry. When I was ten I flew alone from Colombia to Azerbaijan with a backpack full of black-tar heroin, and I survived."
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"You teach? How did you become interested in knowledge?"
"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"
"The name of my new book? Winning Through Intimidation! Thanks for asking!"
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How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.
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"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.
'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'
"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."
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