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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'
"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"
'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'
"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."
A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"You pretend you're Mummy pretending she's got a headache and I'll pretend I'm Daddy pretending he's being sympathetic."
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'