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Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
Tags:suitcase, suitcases, caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherer, travel, travelling, prehistoric, wheeling, wheels, journey, journeys, journeying, packing, packs, packed, bag, bags, bagged, holdall, wheel, wheels, wheeling, wheeled, roll, rolling, rolls, rolled, invent, invention, inventions
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
"Have you been playing dice?"
Tags:sky, skies, heaven, heavens, zeus, sky god, god, gods, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, thunder, thunderbolt, thundering, dice, playing dice, play, plays, playing, roll, rolls, rolling, rolling dice, disaster, disasters, world disaster, crisis, world crisis, state, state of the world, game, games
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
Tags:wheel, wheels, the wheel, invent, invention, inventing, invented, invents, inventor, inventors, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, crash test, test, tests, testing, tested, dummy, dummies, prehistoric, roll, rolling, dawn of man, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.
Tags:mike tyson, heavyweight, heavyweights, belt, belts, box, boxes, boxer, boxers, boxing, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopper, shoppers, shopping, irritable bowel syndrome, ibs, toilet, toilets, paper, papers, roll, rolls, loo, loos, punch, punches, punching, anger, angry, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Farmer Takes Roll Call
Tags:roll, roll call, register, taking the register, line up, lined up, line-up, in line, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love
Death takes a coffee break
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, coffee, coffees, coffee break, coffee breaks, break, breaks, rest, rests, resting, relaxing, relax, coffee chop, coffee shops, cafe, cafes, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, barista, baristas, order, ordering, orders, stale, roll, rolls, counter, counters
"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
Tags:christmas, noel, yule, xmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, chimney, chimneys, going down the chimney, fireplace, fireplaces, smoke, fire, hearth, hearths, on fire, fire safety, roll, stop drop and roll, roll on the ground, advice, firemen, fireman, firewoman, firewomen, firefighter, firefighters, safety, fire hazard, fire hazards, dangerous, risky
Og invents the port-a-potty.
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
'Look, I never said I was filthy rich. I said I was rolling in it.'
"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizzeria, pizzerias, take-away, take-away food, take-out food, fast food, fast-food, business, businessman, businessmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, money, income, roll, rolls, roll in, rolling in, manager, managers, managing, management, flirt, flirts, impress, impresses, impressing, boast, boasting
"You're not getting enough fibre."
A limo driver chases his car down a hill.
"I've met some rich dung beetles in my time..."
"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, japan, japanese, japanese food, japanese restaurant, japanese restaurants, sushi, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, order, orders, menu, menus, new, unfamiliar, unknown, unidentifiable, strange, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, vodka, martini, martinis, explanation, explanations, explaining, wasabi, ginger, tekkamaki, futomakki, yamamimo, roll, rolls, maki, technology, international, foreign, modern life
Atlas says: 'So then I thought, why not just ROLL the damn thing?'
"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."
"Great, now they all want a scarf."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow, snows, snowing, make, made, making, roll, rolls, rolling, decorate, decorates, decorating, dress, dressed, dressing, dress up, dressed up, scarf, scarves, knit, knits, knitting, left out, feel left out, feeling left out, unfair, unequal, unjust, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience
1069 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent the loo roll.
New! Books on toilet paper.
'I was on a roll and then my life just unraveled.'