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If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!
Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
Tags:suitcase, suitcases, caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherer, travel, travelling, prehistoric, wheeling, wheels, journey, journeys, journeying, packing, packs, packed, bag, bags, bagged, holdall, wheel, wheels, wheeling, wheeled, roll, rolling, rolls, rolled, invent, invention, inventions
Man misses putt in golf.
"Have you been playing dice?"
Tags:sky, skies, heaven, heavens, zeus, sky god, god, gods, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, thunder, thunderbolt, thundering, dice, playing dice, play, plays, playing, roll, rolls, rolling, rolling dice, disaster, disasters, world disaster, crisis, world crisis, state, state of the world, game, games
At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.
Tags:mike tyson, heavyweight, heavyweights, belt, belts, box, boxes, boxer, boxers, boxing, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopper, shoppers, shopping, irritable bowel syndrome, ibs, toilet, toilets, paper, papers, roll, rolls, loo, loos, punch, punches, punching, anger, angry, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
This one's the best plan for you... No charges for roaming outside of your neighborhood and if you do lots of tricks, it includes over 1,000 sit, stay and rollover minutes.
Tags:mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, cell, cells, cellular, contract, contracts, dog, dogs, bark, barking, charge, charges, roam, roaming, sit, sits, sitting, stay, stays, staying, rollover, rolls, over, rollovers, minute, minutes, salesman, salesmen, sales, sell, sale, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Death takes a coffee break
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, coffee, coffees, coffee break, coffee breaks, break, breaks, rest, rests, resting, relaxing, relax, coffee chop, coffee shops, cafe, cafes, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, barista, baristas, order, ordering, orders, stale, roll, rolls, counter, counters
Og invents the port-a-potty.
"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizzeria, pizzerias, take-away, take-away food, take-out food, fast food, fast-food, business, businessman, businessmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, money, income, roll, rolls, roll in, rolling in, manager, managers, managing, management, flirt, flirts, impress, impresses, impressing, boast, boasting
'Look, I never said I was filthy rich. I said I was rolling in it.'
"You're not getting enough fibre."
A limo driver chases his car down a hill.
Other uses for pet boa constrictors: Industrial-sized pizza roller boa.
"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, japan, japanese, japanese food, japanese restaurant, japanese restaurants, sushi, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, order, orders, menu, menus, new, unfamiliar, unknown, unidentifiable, strange, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, vodka, martini, martinis, explanation, explanations, explaining, wasabi, ginger, tekkamaki, futomakki, yamamimo, roll, rolls, maki, technology, international, foreign, modern life
"Great, now they all want a scarf."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow, snows, snowing, make, made, making, roll, rolls, rolling, decorate, decorates, decorating, dress, dressed, dressing, dress up, dressed up, scarf, scarves, knit, knits, knitting, left out, feel left out, feeling left out, unfair, unequal, unjust, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience
If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... develop a clear plastic wrap that doesn't bunch up!?
Tags:scientist, scientists, invention, inventions, moon, man on the moon, astronaut, astronauts, physicist, physicists, physics, develop, develops, developing, market, markets, marketing, product, products, plastic wrap, plastic wraps, cling film, cling films, cling, clings, clinging, plastic film, bunch, bunches, bunch up, bunching up, pull, pulls, pulling, roll, rolls
New! Books on toilet paper.
'I was on a roll and then my life just unraveled.'
"My husband says my dressings don't make me look fat, but my big buns do."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, burger bap, burger baps, burger roll, burger rolls, sausage, sausages, bap, baps, roll, rolls, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self esteem, self-esteem, self-esteems, self-confidence, self confidence, reynolds unwrapped
Rock and Roll
'That's strange. No matter where I stand, the eyes seem to follow me.'