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Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine
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'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'
The Cornucopia Trap
'Wow! Things are worse than I thought!'
A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.
"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."
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"The nymphs, the wine, the all-night parties - look we're all just concerned about you."
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Cornucopia has cornucopias in it
When love is blind.
Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with saline.'
'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'
'...and artificial coloring to enhance appearance.'
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"I wonder how different the Roman Empire would have been if one of my ancestors instead of one of yours had fed Romulus and Remus..."
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'Mixed vegetables again?'
Faun in the Orchestra
Cupid Takes it Up a Notch
A Cornucopia of Cats.
King Neptune accidentally getting drilled in the head.
'Maybe they burned Rome to the ground just because Nero's playing was so bad?'
Cheer up - the less you have, the more there is to get.