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A woman thinks of flowers and a man thinks of a prison cell.
"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."
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"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
"Now, a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers."
"You know the romance is over when he fills last year's valentine box with left over Halloween candy."
"This Valentine's Day I want to give you my heart. I just have no idea where it is."
"He thought he named a star after me, but it was only a piece of flaming space junk."
"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."
"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."
Thank you for bringing me those flowers, they're my favourtites. They were delicious!
Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!
Presents should always be given in good faith and with the sole intention of delighting the recepient need, faith, delight,
"My husband made me earrings out of his old computer mice. Who said geeks aren't romantic?"