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'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'
'I have a very supportive family.'
"I hope you like your chicken extra-crispy."
"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."
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'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'
"I know I'm materialistic and shallow, but it works for me."
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A second date was becoming increasingly unlikely...
"Oh, George! You brought take out!"
"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."
"'Dinner'? I'm sorry-- Dinner has been canceled due to budget cuts."
"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."
"Your menu's on fire."
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At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.
Worm for Two
'You know how to treat a lady.'
'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'
'Who needs candles? You get just as much light from the TV.'
'I've never been served penguin en croute before is it a new line at the supermarket?'
'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'
'I sent out for everything.'
'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'
'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'
'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'
Ten out of ten for effort...
'Unfortunately, very few people ever take a chicken out for a meal.'