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"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"
Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
'Okay fine, I'll fix the hole in the roof.'
'The bank won't give us a loan for a new roof because we both had a vaccination for shingles.'
'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.
"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."
"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."
'The roofer said he will repair it if my check for the new roof clears the bank.'
"Either we have a burned out string of lights or our roof is in need of some serious repair."
"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."
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'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'
"Sorry you weren't happy with the original roof work Mr Simms. As a gesture of goodwill, I've replaced some tiles free of charge."
'Bob's Roofing, Bob speaking.'
Workman puts his foot through the roof of a house.
Home improvements do not always represent a sound investment.
Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'
‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'
'I bought you a book to read. It explains the correct way to fix a roof!'
'I came down with the shingles, Darn slippery roof,'
"Yes, how can I help you?"
Dave, a roofer, goes to a psychiatrist and spills his gutters.