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'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
'This is just like middle school, except here, they have a dedicated room to demoralise you.'
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"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."
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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
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'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'
'Y'know, if you think about it, this is like the ultimate 'Go to your room' thing.'
'What do you mean there's no room for the 'no vacancy' sign?'
'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'
Painter gets stuck in the middle of a room
'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'
'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'
'We believe in making use of all the available space.'
'And in addition to a great room, this home has a cool room,super duper room and a totally awesome room.'
Playing The Youth Card
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'A two year warranty and a free squeaky toy with purchase.'
'And here to perform the circumcision is the highly skilled Mr. Hakiro, of Hakiro's Sushi Bistro.'
"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
Stable with a star above next to inn with five stars.
'You may have fooled us last time, Mr. Chicken, but playing dead won't work this time.'
"When I walk into a room it goes quiet..."
"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"
'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'