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"Get me room service."
"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"
Tags:bellboy, bellboys, tip, tips, hotel, hotels, posh hotel, posh hotels, expensive hotel, expensive hotels, hospitality, bag cart, bag carts, bag trolley, bag trolley, hospitality industry, take advantage, taking advantage, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bellhop, bellhops, room service, good service, customer service, rich person, rich people
"I wish you were this thoughtful when we were married."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ex, exes, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, new relationship, new relationships, divorce, divorces, divorced, split, separated, separation, separations, thoughtful, caring, breakfast in bed, breakfast-in-bed, meal, meals, food, service, room service, wish, wishes, previous relationship, previous relationships, previous marriage, previous marriages
"Either it's a toad trapped in a cement mixer, or Tom Waits is ordering room service."
Tags:tom waits, singer, singers, blues, room service, ordering room service, hotel, hotels, hotel reception, hotel receptions, reception, receptions, front desk, receptionist, receptionists, front desk clerk, front desk clerks, hotel manager, hotel managers, gravelling voice, gravelly voices, toad, toads
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"Get me Room Service."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, hotel, hotels, room service, service, customer service, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, bedroom, bedrooms, messy room, messy rooms
"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."
"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."
Tags:room service, room services, hotel, hotels, business trip, business trips, businessmen, businessman, hotel service, telephone menu, telephone menus, wife, wives, husband, husbands, sleepy, sleepiness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, midnight snack, midnight snacks, customer service, customer services
'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'
'...and we offer a complete range of amenities, including, 24 room service, concierge staff and complimentary belly rubs.'
Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'
"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, room service, room services, hotel, hotels, customer service, bad service, deliver, delivery, sandwich, sandwiches, blt, blts, slow service, order, ordering, orders, damage limitation, placate, placating, placated, update, updates, updating
'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'
Having Sex. . .
"Country Club Dungeon"
Tags:dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisoners, guard, guards, officer, officers, customer service, service, good service, good customer service, room service, snack, snacks, snacktime, snack time, country club, country clubs, fancy, expensive, swanky, posh, upscale, club, clubs, private club, private clubs, members only club, members only clubs, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cushy, comfortable, white-collar, the one percent, the 1%, rich, wealthy, social status, class, high-society
'The Princess and the Mint.'
"Yes, I know we ordered breakfast in bed, but..."
'This room is a tad small but cozy.'
Excess Baggage: Check the prices of the items in the hotel mini-bar before treating yourself to a feast.
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, mini bar, mini bars, hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, extra, add-on, add-ons, add on, add ons, charge, charges, fee, fees, room service, bill, bills, travel tip, travel tips, travel advice
Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.
'Hello, Room Service?'
'Fresh straw, clean water bucket, haynet...no carrot on my pillow!! Who hired this groom?'
"Room service, Sir, You wanted someone to listen to your speech..."
'There aren't any towels in room 211.'