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"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."
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'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'
'...and we offer a complete range of amenities, including, 24 room service, concierge staff and complimentary belly rubs.'
Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'
"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."
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Having Sex. . .
'The Princess and the Mint.'
'This room is a tad small but cozy.'
Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.
'Hello, Room Service?'
'Instead of a mint, could you put $400,000 in cash on our pillow?'
"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."
Excess Baggage: Check the prices of the items in the hotel mini-bars before treating yourself to a feast.
Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.
'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'
"Yup, we use atheists for room service..."
Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.
'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'
'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'
'I'm not really hungry, bit on a cold rainy night room service is just such a treat!'
'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'
'And another thing, the room service stinks.'
'Morning paper?' - 'No thanks, I like to fetch it myself.'
'I wish to complain. Someone has left this small chocolate on my pillow.'
'Room Service?...My master needs a large bowl of dog food!'