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"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."
Tags:women, mystery of women, mysteries of women, men, male, males, human male, human males, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, caveman, cavemen, caveman mentality, cavemen mentalities, roommate, roommates, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, coed, coeds, mindset, mindsets, psychology, male mind, male minds, psychologist, psychologists
"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
Tags:jail, jails, lock-up, lockup, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, escapee, escape, escaped, break-out, break out, free, freedom, prison break, spare room, extra room, property, real estate, room for rent, rent, renting, rental, extra room, roommate, roommates, flatmate, flatmates, roomie, roomies, tenant, tenants, let, sublet, subletting, lease, leasing, sublease, subleasing, telephone, telephones, phones, phone, visit, visits, visitation
"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "
Tags:tv show, tv shows, favorite tv show, favorite tv shows, millennial, millennials, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagrees, roommate, roommates, incompatible, incompatibility, flatmate, flatmates, young adults, consumerism, consumerist, programme, programmes, move out, moves out, moving out, apartment, apartments
"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
Tags:side effect, side effects, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, backache, backaches, dizzy, dizziness, roommate, roommates, new roommate, new roommates, nightmare roommate, nightmare roommates, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment sharing, flat sharing, drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, animal testing, animal test, animal tests
'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'
"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"
Tags:children's book, children's books, childrens book, childrens books, children's lit, children's literature, lgbt, roommate, roommates, modern life, modern times, word problem, word problems, math problem, math problems, parent, parents, parenting, arithmetic, math teacher, math teachers, same-sex marriages, closet, closeted, in the closet
"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"
Tags:flatmate, flatmates, roommate, roommates, rent, renter, renters, renting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, random flatmate, random flatmates, random roommate, random roommates, non-smoker, non-smokers, smoker, smokers
"Meet Carla, honey - our new roommate."
"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."
Tags:single, single life, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, lonely, loneliness, mystery, mysteries, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, whine, whines, whining, moans, moaning, unattractive, trapped, roommate, roommates, roomie, roomies, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats
"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."
Tags:rent, renting, rental, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, flatmate, flatmates, roommate, roommates, expensive, perks, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, fans, fan, fanatic, fanatics, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, phone game, phone games, mobile game, mobile games, reality game, reality games, location-based game, location-based games, augmented reality, studio, studio flat, studio apartment, hobby, hobbies
"Why am I always the bad guy?"
Tags:bad guy, bad guys, roommate, roommates, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, quarrel, quarrels, quarreling, bicker, bickers, bickering, quarrelling, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, antagonize, antagonizes, antagonizing, antagonise, antagonises, antagonising, antagonist, blame, blames, blaming, put-upon, inmate, prison cell, prison cells, trapped, close quarters, flatmate, flatmates, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, arpartment life
'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'
"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
Tags:formaldehyde, jar, jars, empty jar, empty jars, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, lazy, laziness, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishes, doing the dishes, milk, milk container, milk carton, milk cartons, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, scientist, scientists, mad scientist, mad scientists, beaker, beakers, frustration, frustrations, roommate, roommates, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films
"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."
Tags:apartment, apartments, roommate, roommates, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, room mate, room mates, room-mate, room-mates, nocturnal, nocturnal animal, nocturnal animals, roomie, roomies, pest, pest control, pest controls, vermin, vermin control, vermin controls, exterminator, exterminators, rat problem, rat problems, infestation, infestations, infested, real estate, realtor, realtors, property viewing, property viewings, real estate
"Would you like to room together again next term?"
Tags:dorm, dorms, dormitory, dormitories, roommate, roommates, flatmate, flatmates, prisoner, prisoners, prison, jail, locked up, locked away, imprison, imprisoned, imprisonment, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, cellmate, cellmates, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, uni, university, universities, college, colleges
'Of course I considered your feelings - I brought you some ear-plugs.'
'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'
'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'
'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'
'The first thing you should know is that if I tie a scarf to the doorknob, that means it's cold outside, and you should probably wear a scarf.'
"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."
'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'
Tags:student, students, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, graduating, graduated, loan, loans, loaned, money, moneys, roommate, roommates, room mate, room mates, beer, beers, alcohol, beverage, beverages, owe, owes, owing, owed, payback, paybacks, pay back, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.
"I can swear this island was level when we washed ashore."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, isle, isles, castaway, castaways, deserted island, marooned, shipwrecked, greedy, greed, selfish, cheat, cheater, cheats, cheaters, survivor, survivors, roommate, roommates, share, shares, sharing, unequal, inequality, comfort, comforts, safe, safety, security, survive, harsh, sneak, sneaky, danger, advantage, accomodations, real estate, hoarding