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'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
'Cock a doodle don't.'
"Are those noodles?"
"Do you feel as if you could work within the system during the week and save the 'free range' for weekends?"
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"…the slender fox padded on silent feet across the pine needles, his moonshadow flickering across the tree trunks, while …. cocka-doodle-doo???!!!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."
"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
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"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"
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Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine
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"You knew I was free range when you met me."
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When the animals are in charge.
"Grasshoppers all around."
"I was a very fragile kid."
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"Did you just do a rooster?"
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Frank and I had such a wonderful evening alone. Thanks for watching our lil' angels on such short notice. I know th- Andrea... What are the kids still doing up?
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Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,
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"Actually, I crossed the road because the sky was falling over there."
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"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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