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"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"
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'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.
'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'
'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'
"There ... straddling that wisdom tooth. Isn't that moral decay?"
'Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas.'
"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."
'Rough day Principal Harris?'
'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'
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"That's easy for you to say. You're not the one who's getting a root canal!"
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'On the plus side, root canal jobs will be a thing of the past!'
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'So people rank us lower than used car salesmen....surely there's a lot of things Americans hate more than congress?'
A dental patient running away from sound of road drill
'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'
'Which would you prefer, the local or the general?'
'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'
'No, Mrs. Kinkle. Even with a very deep root canal, I won't be able to remove your ingrown toenail.'
Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.
'You will tell me if this irritates, won't you?'
A tough one, I'm afraid!
'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'
'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'
"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."