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"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"
"There ... straddling that wisdom tooth. Isn't that moral decay?"
'Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas.'
'Rough day Principal Harris?'
'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'
"That's easy for you to say. You're not the one who's getting a root canal!"
'On the plus side, root canal jobs will be a thing of the past!'
'So people rank us lower than used car salesmen....surely there's a lot of things Americans hate more than congress?'
'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'
'No, Mrs. Kinkle. Even with a very deep root canal, I won't be able to remove your ingrown toenail.'