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The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
"Artie, they took my bowl."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, crime, crimes, burglary, burglaries, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, mess, messy, tied, tied up, bound, rope, ropes, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, food bowl, food bowls, dish, dishes, dog dish, dog dishes, food dish, food dishes, priorities, priority, guard dog, guard dogs, useless, bad guard dog, bad guard dogs, useless guard dog, useless guard dogs, security, home security
Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band
'This was in the suggestion box with your name on it. The good news is the employees are starting to communicate.'
"You. You. And you."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god
"Right after me...EVERYONE PULL!"
"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, children's story, children's stories, literature, story, stories, brothers grimm, rapunzel, hair, long hair, prince, princes, tower, towers, damsel in distress, grappling hook, rope, ropes, climb, climbing, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, compromise, compromises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargain, bargains, bargaining, communication, you way, my way, woman, women, stereotype, sterotypes
"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."
'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'
'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'
"Have you no shame?"
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'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'
"My assistant will show you the ropes."
"My chiropractor is great. Honestly, he got all the knots out."
'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'
Artist's last painting (a noose).
'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'
'Darn! Doug's taking another fall - I thought that hippo said he knew how to climb!'
"I'm sorry, Wilson, but here at Tastee Cookie Corp. we no longer recognize the Geneva Conventions."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, board member, board members, worker, workers, employee, employees, corporation, corporations, company, companies, office, offices, office life, torture, torturing, geneva convention, geneva conventions, human rights, violence, violent, management, pulley, pulleys, rope, ropes, workplace bullying, ethics, unethical
"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"
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'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'
'Drop the rock!'
The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'