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"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
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"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, government, governments, medieval, history, historical, olden days, meeting, meetings, agree, agreement, agreements, denmark, danish, dane, danes, rotten, nothing, europe, european, politics, play, plays, shakespeare, william shakespeare, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, drama, hamlet, famous lines, famous line, literature
'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'
'I've got rotten teeth and you need glasses, ironic does not even cover it!'
"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
Tags:smack talk, talking smack, trash talk, talking trash, girl talk, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rotten, dump, dumped, breakup, breakups, break up, broke up, broken up, vent, venting, complaining, complain, complaint, complaints, fruit, produce, fruits, papaya, papayas
"Both of you are rotten and hateful—from a kid's perspective."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, attitude, bad attitude, rude, impertinent, rotten, hateful, backtalk, insult, insults, insulting, perspective, perspectives, messy room, messy, mess, messy rooms, trouble, modern life
'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'
'Come on Mummy, please let me eat this rotten gooey disgusting thing!'
'Boy, this is potent: Even I can't stomach this...'
"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"
Tags:hr, human resources, personnel, job candidate, job candidates, job interview, job interviews, core competency, core competencies, core skill, core skills, job description, job descriptions, rotten, rottenness, apple, apples, maggot, maggots, rotting, aptitude, aptitude test, intelligence test, intelligence tests, fruit, fruits, cv, cvs, resume, resumes
'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'
"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow!"
Tags:snow, snows, snowing, innocent, innocence, innocent fun, carefree, deceptive, deception, deceptions, deceives, deceiving, post-truth, trump, donald trump, apocalypse, armageddon, world, crisis, brexit, snowman, world politics, snowmen, tradition, traditions, rotten, rotten state, rotten states, world politics
'You're so spoiled! You get anything you want. And now look at you - you're already turning rotten!'
Old family recipes
Tags:family recipe, family recipes, leftover, leftovers, recipe, recipes, cooking, culinary, cook, chef, chefs, food, meal, meals, dinner, supper, lunch, hot dog, hot dogs, hotdog, hotdogs, reality, chicken, questionable, back of the fridge, back of the refrigerator, freshness, off, rotten, throw away, toss, garbage, dispose, bin, rubbish, food waste, wasting food, homecooking, home cooking, cooking at home, cooking for yourself
'While your resume is impressive, Mr. Dornmont, we... um... feel your qualifications don't match our needs here...'
'I'm not saying he's a rotten kid, but he's on the PTA's 'most wanted' list.'
'How did you want that?'
'I don't know why, but food always tastes better at the ballpark.'
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, ballpark, ballparks, ball park, ball parks, chicken, chickens, taste, tastes, tasting, tasted, rot, rots, rotten, rotted, bucket, buckets, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, spectator, spectators, crowd, crowds, baseball, base ball, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'
"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"
Tags:date, dates, expiration date, expiration dates, expiry, expiries, best-before, best before, best-before date, best before date, rotten, rot, rots, rotting, worm, worms, woodworm, woodworms, beaver, beavers, gnaw, gnaws, gnawing, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, groceries, grocery store, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopping, food buyer, food buyers
"The vegetables have gone bad!"
'Disbelief, anger, remorse - the three stages of grief after buying Monday's salmon salad sandwich on Thursday.'
'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'
Tags:farmer's market, farmers market, farmer, farmers, farmer's market, farmers markets, fresh fruit, fresh vegetable, fresh veg, crop, farmers, green fingers, rotten, harvest, harvests, unhealthy relationship, bad relationship, bad relationships, produce, crops, farming, farmer, love, love gone wrong, corn, watermelon, tomatoes, food, health, organic
Man with rotten teeth invents toothpaste.