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"A cheese like that can take a powerful lot of killin', mister."
"You've got termites."
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
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"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."
"Why go out to eat tonight if we can just cook that nice steak in the corner?"
Tags:marriage, married, marriage problems, dating, date night, lazy, laziness, steak, steaks, restaurant, dining, home dining, unexciting, boring, comfortable relationship, sofa, couch, couch potato, couch potatoes, husbands, husband, lazy husband, home cooking, loss of spark, spark lost, long term relationship, rotting, rot, rotted
"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."
Tags:jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin, pumpkins, rotting, rot, rotting pumpkin, halloween, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, pumpkinhead
"It's time to take down Goliath's head."
Tags:goliath, david, king david, michal, bathsheba, philistine, philistines, israel, kingdom of israel, trophy, trophies, david and goliath, wall art, corpse, corpses, rotting, decapitation, war trophy, war trophies, enemy, enemies, offputting, off-putting, smell, smells, odour, odours, odor, odors, interior design, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament
'Trade you lunches?'
Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.
Tags:crop, crops, rotting, vegetable, vegetables, fruit, fruits, veg, kitchen garden, kitchen gardens, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, storage, harvest, harvests, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening chore, gardening chores, gardening work, yard work, yard chore, yard chores, garden chore, garden chores, thelwell
"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"
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'Alright...who's hand is this in the cookie jar?'
'Don't let it eat away at you. Your ex wasn't that smart. She said you'd rot in Hell. You, my friend, are not rotting.'
'How did you want that?'
But alas, it was only Grandpa Otis and his signature, 'Pull my feather,' prank.
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, prank, pranks, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, fly, flies, flying, rot, rotting, rotted, feather, feathers, grandpa, grandpas, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, trick, tricks, signature, signatures, scavenger, scavangers, scavenging, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"
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'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'
When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.
'OK, who's rotting?'
'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'
'They tired to put healthy snacks in the vending machines but the rotting food slows productivity!'
Rotting from the head back.
'Yes, it's rot, but it's a dry rot.'
'Plastic doesn't rot.'
'This ladder is rotten!'