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"She took the house, the money, the Mercedes, and the Rottweiler. Then she took a hammer and busted the still."
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"Tell her your a guard dog. Yeah, a Rottweiler and that your single and neutered..." - Young Pups In A Chat Room.
"I asked for a dog. I wanted a Rottweiler or a Schnauzer, but all I could spell was mutt."
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'They're not pets - they're negotiating tools.'
City Pound: Rottweiler and ROTFL-Weiler.
"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"
'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'
"To be honest, Mr. Poodle I was hoping to be represented by one of your partners."
'Your Honour, chewing bones is my clients' nature. It's not his fault that some bones are inside of human bodies.'
'It's for your own good, Albert. The doctor says you have to stick to your diet.'
'But, Your Honor,she kept the Rottweiler, and left me the Lhasa Apso!'
'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'
Young Pups In A Chat Room.
Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix
"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."
'... Strictly speaking, no. But I believe his great, great grandfather was part rottweiler. '
'Yechh! Somebody took bites!'
'I'm ready for the Rottweiler,Miss Goodly...'
New US laws for ferocious dogs.
"Yes, of course you can come in for a nightcap, but try not to make any sudden moves in front of the rottweiler."
The Smell of Fear
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