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"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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Knights of the Allergy Table
'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'
"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"
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Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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'I'd like a round table!'
'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '
The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.
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"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."
"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."
After several months, King Arthur conceded that the spherical table just wasn't working.
Night of the Round Tables
Knights of the Coffee Table.
"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."
look out it might be a fake
'Well, since you're asking, my experience has been that chivalrous guys always finish last.'
Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail
'Sorry Mr Pendragon. The only round table we have within your budget is this coffee table.'
Knights of the Square Table.
King Arthur's Roundish Table
"Take this, good Sir Lancelot..."
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Knights of the bedside table.
King Arthur and his Knights of the Asymmetric Table
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King Arthur and his Knights of the Periodic Table