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"Wouldn't it be funny if they turned out to be the real us?"
Tags:reflection, reflections, alternate reality, alternate realities, dream, dreams, boat, boats, row boat, row boats, parallel, parallel universe, parallel universes, multiverse, fan fiction, fan fictions, alternate universe, alternate universes, sci-fi, sci fi, science, science fiction, canonical, canonical universe, theory, theories
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."
Tags:punting, punt, punts, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, row boat, row boats, boating, summertime, summertimes, water sports, congestion, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, nursery song, nursery songs, boat pond, boat ponds, new york, central park, row, rowing, row row row your boat, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hobby, overcrowded, boating pond, sailor, sailors, sailing
A Bigger Catch
"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
The End of the World
'I told you to part your hair in the middle.'
'Lawyer, huh? I'm in finance myself!'
Tags:arrested, punishment, lawyer, accountant, white collar, white collar crime, crime and punishment, working, daily grind, working hard, hedge fund, galleon, sailing, row boat, rowing, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyers, career, careers, galley slave, galley slaves, manual labour, manual labor
'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'
"Someday son, this will be all oars."
"What do you want to be when you row up?"
The Difficulties of Transporting Boats
"It's not a paid position but I'm gaining invaluable experience of the rowing sector."
Tags:galley, galley slave, galley salves, slave, slaves, slavery, rowing, rower, rowers, oars, oarsmen, oarsman, unpaid intern, unpaid interns, intern, interns, internship, internships, work experience, work experiences, row boat, row boats, rowboat, rowboats, row-boat, row-boats, job experience, apprentice, apprenticeship, apprenticeships
"Is this your first Henley Regatta?"
'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'
"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."
"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"
"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"
Beating the rush hour traffic
Tags:rush hour, rush hours, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, traffic, stuck in traffic, traffic jam, tailback, bumper to bumper, nose to tail, boating, row boat, highways, gridlock, cars, automobile, motorways
Man and fish
Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely
"I like fountains very much!"
"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."
'Someone will have to row.'