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"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"
Cows For Celebration
'Wow! We really did a good job today.'
'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'
"This is going to be a fun year."
"No we'd better make it Friday. I babysit Tuesday, so I won't be recovered until then."
Mission Impossible: The Family Photo
'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'
"Sometimes I wish I hadn't married a bartender!"
Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.
'Oh good! You got the kids to bed!'
'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'
'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'
'It started out as a simple coffee break...'
'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'
'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'
Hooligans at a Punch and Judy show.
"You haven't invited your boozy friends back I hope."
"Look honey, you ain't the only one in this town who knows how to deal with rowdy seamen."
"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."