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"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
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"Some of the older boys can be a bit rowdy, but I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, Mr. Smallcrotch."
"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"
'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'
Cows For Celebration
Low Class Action Suit,
'Please pay attention as the stweardess demonstrates our procedure for dealing with rowdy passengers.' (She wields baseball bat)
'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'
'Wow! We really did a good job today.'
"This is going to be a fun year."
"No we'd better make it Friday. I babysit Tuesday, so I won't be recovered until then."
Mission Impossible: The Family Photo
"Sometimes I wish I hadn't married a bartender!"
'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'
Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.
'Oh good! You got the kids to bed!'
'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'
'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'
'It started out as a simple coffee break...'
'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'
'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'
Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'
Cattleman hotel: 'Thank you for NOT yodeling.'
Analyse your hostility. Examine your aggression. Weigh your anger. If that doesn't help, then threaten to lick any man in the house.
'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'