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"Don't believe them when they say they want topical material."
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formality, formalities, formal, royal, royals, royalty, royalties, pomp and circumstance, pomp, ceremony, ceremonies, wedding, weddings, royal wedding, royal weddings, symbol, symbols, symbolic, queen, queens, king, kings, court, courts, royal court, royal courts"Sayyyyy... Do you know anything about budgets?"
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king, kings, royal, royals, royal court, royal courts, budget, budgets, government, governments, fiscal responsibility, fiscal policy, fiscal conservatives, budget cut, budget cuts, austerity, economics, economy, economic policy, government budget, federal spending, government spending, red carpet, red carpets, humbled royalty, humbled king, embarrassing, embarrass, regret, regrets, policy impact, accountant, accountants, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, financial officer, financial officers"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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jester, jesters, joker, jokers, fool, fools, court, courts, royal court, royal courts, king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, consolation, comfort, amazing, great, talented, impression, impressions, impersonation, impersonations, imitation, imitations, joke, jokes, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, consequence, consequences, executioner, executioners, decapitation, decapitations, took the joke too far, taking a joke too far, bad joke, bad jokes, comedian, comedians, bad comedian, bad comedians, history, medieval"… and exactly how many years were you a village idiot?"
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, work experience, previous employment, job seeker, job seekers, village idiot, village idiots, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, medieval court, medieval courts, royal court, royal courts, medieval, middle agesPre-Minstrel Tension
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minstrel, minstrels, court jester, court jesters, royal court, royal courts, kings, monarch, monarchs, nerves, nervous, performance nerves, performance anxiety, king, royal party, banquet, feasting, entertainer, comedian, lutist, jester, clown, castle, performance, artist, music, musician, clowns, pre-menstrual tension, premenstrual tension, period pains"Hit it. I'm hungry."
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cuisine, cuisines, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, royal families, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, hunger, hungers, royal court, royal courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courts, court, herald, heralds, feast, feasting, etiquetteRoyal child receives toys.
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castle, castles, king, kings, new car smell, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, court, courts, royal court, royal courts, palace, palaces, luxury, luxuries, throne room, throne rooms, throne, thrones"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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knight, knights, knighted, accident, accidents, accidental, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, ceremony, ceremonies, sword, swords, royalty, royal court, royal courts, decapitated, decapitation, decapitations, decapitating, king, kings, royal court, royal courts, prank, pranks, pranking, surprise, surprises, surprising, unwelcome surprise, unwelcome surprises"Major shakeup of the senior staff."
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redundancy, redundancies, layoff, layoffs, lay off, lay off, lay-off, lay-offs, corporate restructuring, office restructuring, restructuring, shakeup, shakeups, shake-up, shake-ups, senior staff, castle, castles, execution, executions, death sentence, death sentences, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal court, royal courts, royal, royals, royalty"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, historical, serfdom, peasant's uprising, revolt, peasant's revolt, tyler, wat tyler, wat, monarchy, monarchs, monarchies, royal, royalty, court, royal court, royal courts, medieval, dark age, dark ages, medieval times, ye olde, benefit, benefits, dole, hand out, handouts, government benefit, government benefits, government, king, kings, cuts, benefit cut, benefits cuts, government cuts, cut, cuts, critical, critique, critic, social critique, criticism, criticisms, welfare, welfare cuts, welfare system, welfare systems, unemployment, unemployed, food stamps, food stamp, unemployment benefit, plea, plead, pleading"I'd stay away from current affairs!!"
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cook, cooks, chef, chefs, king, kings, royalty, royal, royal court, royal courts, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absent mindedness, royal cook, pepper mill, pepper mills, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, confused, confusion, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, mistaken, mistake, nervous, nervousness, contrite, contrition"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."
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