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'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'
The Queens Guard hair do.
Tags:queens guard, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, queen, queens, england, english, british, british army, british armies, royal, royals, royal guard, hair, hair do, hair dresser, hair dressers, style, styles, hat, hats, bearskin, helmet, helmets, regiment, regiments, army, armies, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"What time do you get off work?"
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"Remember, Dorkins - 'the King of Mansylvania can do no wrong!'"
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, royal families, royal privilege, royal privileges, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, guard, guards, royal guard, royal guards, exploitative, love life, love-life, mistresses, royal prerogative, royal prerogatives, royal mistress, royal mistresses
"I have pictures of him in his underwear."
"I can't talk now - he's right here."
Tags:cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, monarchies, phone etiquette, cell etiquette, guard, guards, royal guard, royal guards, work ethic, work ethics, working, throne room, throne rooms
'So what do you do?'
A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.
Limbo Day at the Palace
Tags:drinking game, drinking games, limbo, limbo game, limbo games, fusilier, fusiliers, grenadier, grenadiers, bearskin, bearskins, royal guard, royal guards, queen's guard, royal palace, buckingham palace, windsor palace, tourist attraction, soldier, soldiers, fun day, fun days, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Bearskin Hat Family
Tags:fusilier, fusiliers, queen's guard, queen's guards, royal guard, royal guards, grenadier, grenadiers, dress uniform, dress uniforms, ceremonial uniform, ceremonial uniforms, bearskin hat, bearskin hats, kid, kids, height, heights, measure, measurements, size, sizes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'
If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.
'What type of Chassid are you?'
'I hear she's uneasy.'
A soldier tries weed killer on the flowers in his bearskin hat.
'Oh. You wear a wig.'
'For God's sake Jackson, tourists irritate us all!'
Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.
'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'
'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'
'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'
"You didn't say 'cheese'!"
'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'