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"Yeah, but what have they done for me this quarter?"
"When I made you VP of Royal Treasury, I expected you to approve my expense reports."
"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."
"So? - Just have Rumplestiltskin spin some more gold, silly!"
"He doesn't trust banks."
"Don't worry about your bailouts, folks - We're printing the money now!"
"You think it's EASY collecting all these taxes?"
"Of course the Government is growing! - It has to grow to keep up with the DEFICIT!"
"Let's just say that our new national anthem is 'We Ain't Got a Barrel of Money.'"
"Bad news, Sire - Your targeted tax cut MISSED."
'Now, don't panic, but just as a precaution, I think you should put the country in your wife's name.'
'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'
'...So, to protect the nation from the dangers of the unfettered free market, I'm switching us to crony capitalism....'
"And that's just the jewel in the crown. Wait 'til you see the jewel in the belly button."
'As the Leader, I find that alarming: Soon, I won't have enough tax payers to support my lifestyle...'
'We have all the tax revenue we need for right now - Why don't you just REGULATE things for awhile?'
'I don't have any cash on me - How about I just knight you?'
Ragged King and Queen