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'It was a last-minute change, but a good one.'
"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."
"He took it back—why can't you?"
Tags:hr, human resources, dispute, disputes, offices, office worker, office workers, workplace dispute, workplace disputes, pencil, pencils, cartridge pen, cartridge pens, mediator, mediators, workplace mediator, workplace mediators, take it back, taking it back, apology, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing, rubber, rubbers, rubbing out, rub out, rubbed out, erase, erasing, eraser, erasers
Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
Tags:virus, viruses, rubber, rubbers, glove, gloves, protect, protection, protected, protects, secretary, secretaries, question, question, questioning, competent, competency, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoider, avoiders, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, keyboard, keyboards, type, close to home
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"This should clear that right up."
Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
"Do you have this in rubber?"
Tags:tailor, tailoring, suit, suits, suit fitting, bats, bat, superhero, superheroes, rubber, protective, protection, protective material, superhero suit, costume, costumes, superhero costume, latex, cape, capes, adjustments, adjusting, fabric, picky, choosy, fussy, new suit, new suits, clothes shopping, shopping, men's fashion, mens fashion, tough customer, tricky customer, hard to please
'And here's our new and improved version.'
A pencil with a Print and Delete function.
'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'
Useless Eraser Inspector
The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!
Tags:comestible, comestibles, food, foods, food item, food items, food science, food sciences, genetic modification, genetically modified, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, rubber, foam rubber, food business, food regulation, food regulations, biology, biologist, biologists, shelf life, shelf lives, preservative, preservatives, increasing shelf life, profit, profit motive, profit motives
"I was addicted to rubber products. Rubber bones, rubber balls, rubber animals and so on. I could quite simply not live without the taste of fresh rubber and it almost ruined my family!"
"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, pork, pork chop, pork chops, rubber, toy, toys, dog toy, dog toys, chew toy, chew toys, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, customer request, customer requests, strange, unusual, weird
Why The Ball Is Jumping Out
'I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you.'
Acme Rubber Band Company: Back in a Snap
"There have been a lot of mistakes in my life."
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
Tags:bath, bathe, bathing, relax, relaxed, relaxing, relaxation, relaxes, rubber, rubber duck, bath duck, toy duck, literal, visual gag, nest, nests, nesting, egg, eggs, safe, safety, head, nested, laying eggs, lay eggs, laid eggs, weeknight, unwind, unwinding, strange image, odd, oddly, hygiene, personal hygiene, pamper, pampered, pampering, self care, self-care
"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."
'We caught him trying to escape to another cartoon, sire.'
"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."
Tags:pencil, pencils, eraser, erasers, rubber, rubbers, teacher, teachers, modern life, modern lifestyle, school, schools, writing equipment, keyboard, keyboards, kid, kids, modern childhood, obsolete, technological advances, technological advancements, schoolkids, school kids, schoolchildren, school children, schoolchild
Rubber tree lumberjacks
'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'