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"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
Father Christmas stuck on plane wing
This could be worse than the GFC...an emotional Santa logs on and de-friends Rudolph.'
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
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This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
Rudolph The Red-Light Reindeer
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Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer
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"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"
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Rudolph at a Traffic Light
Santa's Jolly Ole Complaint Resolution Call Center
"All I do is give, give, give..."
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.
'So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot...that is a good thing.'
Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)
Rudolph's head is mounted on wall over fireplace.
"They're all filled with gift cards."
"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."
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'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'
'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'
'That's it Rudolph... a little to your left and we got it!'
'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'
'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'
'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'