Rug Cartoons and Comics

'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'

A king chooses rugs

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

"I'm sure it's a rug."

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"

"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'Your puppy had an accident on the rug.'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"

"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."

"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."

'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'

Bald Eagle with a Wig

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Shoes talking about "rugs"

'You're high on rugs again!'

Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.

Flying carpets $10.00, flying linoleum $3.00.

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Rug pulled out from under me - Please help.

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"The white buffalo protects us from evil spirits and brings good fortune in the harvest, but it's almost impossible to keep clean."