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'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
The world's oldest braided rug
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braided rug, braided rugs, rug, rugs, decor, home decor, decors, bad decor, old rug, oldest rug, tree ring, tree rings, history, historical periods, era, eres, old, oldest, antique, antique rug, timelessAlma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet
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flying carpet, flying carpets, flying rug, flying rugs, magic carpet, magic carpets, rug, rugs, wall-to-wall, carpeting, magic, magician, magicians, witch, witches, fly, flies, flying, flight"I'm sure it's a rug."
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businessman, businessmen, balding, hair loss, alopecia, bald, no hair, losing hair, going bald, hiding, covering, head, heads, embarrassed, embarrassment, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, gossip, gossiping, wordplay, word play, man, men, beauty, health, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairThe corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.
"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"
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carpet, carpets, slipper, bedroom shoe, bedroom shoes, husbands, wives, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, misery, skinflints, redecorating, decorate, redecorate, slippers, husband, wife, rug, decorating, diy, floorboards, cost-cutting, cheap, solution, skinflint"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."
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rug, rugs, rug sample, rug samples, carpet, carpets, carpet sample, carpet samples, decorate, decorates, decorator, decorators, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decoration, interior decorations, hit, hits, mob hit, mob hits, whacked, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, priority, priorities, distracted, distraction, distractions'Your puppy had an accident on the rug.'
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pup, pups, dog training, accident, accidents, rug, rugs, animal, paper training, rug, carpet, construction, carpentry, cleaning, accident, car accident, car, auto, automobile, radiator, radiator fluid, driving, driver"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"
"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"
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hairpiece, hairpieces, hair-piece, hair-pieces, hair piece, hair pieces, integrity, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, honest, honesty, businessmen, businessman, hair loss, male pattern baldness, male-pattern baldness, upfront, business practice, transparent, transparency, good impression, good impressions"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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crime scene, crime scenes, murder scene, murder scenes, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, buzzword, buzzwords, design jargon, good design, insensitive, insensitivity, crime scene, crime scenes, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, furniture, design scheme, design schemes, detective, detectives, deduction, deductions"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."
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date, dates, dating, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, fashion, fashions, style, styles, men's fashion, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, out of date, outdated, interior design, rug, rugs, shag'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
Bald Eagle with a Wig
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bald eagle, bald eagles, birder, birders, bird-watcher, bird-watchers, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, bird watcher, bird watchers, birdwatching, bird-watching, bird watching, wigs, wig, rug, rugs, delusion, delusions, vanity, vain, bad wig, bad wigs, bad rug, bad rugs, eagle, eagles, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"
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discount, discounts, discounted, bailout, bailouts, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, america, american, americans, ugly american, ugly americans, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, insult, insulting, offensive, give offense, giving offense, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, sales, salesperson, salespeople, foreign policy, mexico, mexican, tourist, tourists, american tourist, american tourists"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."
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office, offices, receptionist, receptionists, business, businesses, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, first day, new job, new jobs, crazy, mental, drug, drugs, recreational, recreation, recreational drugs, play, plays, playing, pleasure, relax, relaxes, relaxing, nap, naps, napping, tennis, card, cards, card game, card games, poker, gamble, gambles, gambling, rug, rugs, play area, play areas, overwhelm, overwhelms, overwhelming, out of control, workforce, workforcesShoes talking about "rugs"
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drugs, drug, drug abuse, drug user, drug users, drug-user, drug-users, drug abuser, drug abusers, rug, shoe, trainer, trainers, high, highs, rugs, shoes, puns, illegal drug, illegal drugs'You're high on rugs again!'
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rug, rugs, drug addict, drug addicts, taking drugs, doing drugs, getting high, dropping acid, drug, drugs, high, acid, boyfriend, girlfriend, accuse, height, drug taker, drug takers, druggie, emotional, emotion, smack, weed'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'
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business court claims, sue, sued, getting sued, carpet, carpets, rug, rugs, bill, bills, claim, claims, litigation suit, legal action, bust, going bust, bankrupt, bankruptcy, suing, legal threat, litigation, compensation, sweep under carpet, debt, insolvency"The carpet really brings the room together."
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interior design, interior designers, interior designer, home furnishing, home furnishings, furniture, rug, rugs, area rug, area rugs, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter gatherer, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, decorating, home decor, home decors, diy decorating, diy designRug pulled out from under me - Please help.
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rug pulled out from under me, rug, rugs, help, begging, begs, begger, beggers, beggar, beggars, charity, homeless, homelessness, victims, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, rug, rugs, please help, beg, panhandle, charity, victim, victims