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'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'
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'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'
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After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.
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Rugby scrum with a 'Meeting in Progress' sign.
'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'
America's pastimes through British eyes
'Great distance.Poor aim!'
'Why the numbers on their backs?' - 'So the bodies can be identified.'
'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'
'Don't worry, the bigger they are the harder they fall.'
'Relax, the game is over.'
Rugby player scores with boot but not the ball.
'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'
'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'
'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'
'I'm trying to give him artificial respiration, but he keeps on getting up and walking away.'
'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'
England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'
'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'
...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?
'Forget the bloody sat-nav! The tryline's that direction!'
'I just find women playing rugby so unladylike.'
Slow Day at Fullback
'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'
'Well someone's gotta talk to the front row about their curry-night bonding sessions.'