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'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'
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'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'
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After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.
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...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?
'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'
'Well someone's gotta talk to the front row about their curry-night bonding sessions.'
'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'
'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'
'I can't sell you fake blood or ketchup for the next three years,'
"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."
1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.
"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"
The Rugby Throw Up.
The Awkward Bounce!!!
Lion v Kiwi.
"No-one scores against the All Blacks."
Rugby players catching trophy
'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'
'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'
'You're accused of punching, gouging, biting and stomping.'