Rugs Cartoons and Comics

'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp060622
High Res:
1900x2650 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gangster, gangsters, mafia, mafias, gang, gangs, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, carpeting, carpeted, dead body, dead bodies, kill, killed, kills, killing, killer, killers, dead, die, died, dies, dying, salesmen, salesman, sales man, sales men, body, bodies, close to home

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35257
High Res:
1919x2318 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flying carpet, flying carpets, flying rug, flying rugs, magic carpet, magic carpets, rug, rugs, wall-to-wall, carpeting, magic, magician, magicians, witch, witches, fly, flies, flying, flight

"I'm sure it's a rug."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC31399
High Res:
2354x1889 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
businessman, businessmen, balding, hair loss, alopecia, bald, no hair, losing hair, going bald, hiding, covering, head, heads, embarrassed, embarrassment, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, gossip, gossiping, wordplay, word play, man, men, beauty, health, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair

"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500112
High Res:
3155x2620 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rug, rugs, rug sample, rug samples, carpet, carpets, carpet sample, carpet samples, decorate, decorates, decorator, decorators, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decoration, interior decorations, hit, hits, mob hit, mob hits, whacked, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, priority, priorities, distracted, distraction, distractions

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Artist:
Flanagan, Mike
Search ID:
mfln6426
High Res:
2000x1663 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
decorate, decorates, decorating, decorated, decorator, decorators, do it yourself, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, carpet, carpets, rug, rugs, wallpaper, wallpapers, paste, pastes, floor, floors, walls, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, wall to wall, mistakes

'Your puppy had an accident on the rug.'

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn3163
High Res:
2160x2280 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pup, pups, dog training, accident, accidents, rug, rugs, animal, paper training, rug, carpet, construction, carpentry, cleaning, accident, car accident, car, auto, automobile, radiator, radiator fluid, driving, driver

"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC35699
High Res:
1983x2261 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hairpiece, hairpieces, hair-piece, hair-pieces, hair piece, hair pieces, integrity, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, honest, honesty, businessmen, businessman, hair loss, male pattern baldness, male-pattern baldness, upfront, business practice, transparent, transparency, good impression, good impressions

"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302536
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, dating, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, fashion, fashions, style, styles, men's fashion, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, out of date, outdated, interior design, rug, rugs, shag

'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn2589
High Res:
2160x2520 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, christmas, x-mas, holiday, holidays, fireplace, fire place, soot, rug, rugs, carpet, carpeting, carpets, dirt, cleaning, vacuum, vacuuming, mopping, lock, locks, locksmith, locksmiths, locksmithing, key, keys, security, chore, chores, spare key, spare keys

"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC46724
High Res:
1920x1645 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime scene, crime scenes, murder scene, murder scenes, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, buzzword, buzzwords, design jargon, good design, insensitive, insensitivity, crime scene, crime scenes, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, furniture, design scheme, design schemes, detective, detectives, deduction, deductions

Bald Eagle with a Wig

Artist:
Diesslin, Rich
Search ID:
rdln5
High Res:
2400x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bald eagle, bald eagles, birder, birders, bird-watcher, bird-watchers, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, bird watcher, bird watchers, birdwatching, bird-watching, bird watching, wigs, wig, rug, rugs, delusion, delusions, vanity, vain, bad wig, bad wigs, bad rug, bad rugs, eagle, eagles, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32026
High Res:
2067x1912 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
discount, discounts, discounted, bailout, bailouts, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, america, american, americans, ugly american, ugly americans, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, insult, insulting, offensive, give offense, giving offense, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, sales, salesperson, salespeople, foreign policy, mexico, mexican, tourist, tourists, american tourist, american tourists

Shoes talking about "rugs"

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dren2226
High Res:
1500x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drugs, drug, drug abuse, drug user, drug users, drug-user, drug-users, drug abuser, drug abusers, rug, shoe, trainer, trainers, high, highs, rugs, shoes, puns, illegal drug, illegal drugs

Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.

Artist:
Jorodo
Search ID:
jdon148
High Res:
1882x1808 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carpet, carpets, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, dusting, dusted, brushing, brushes, sweeping, sweep, sweeps, swept, floor, floors, rug, rugs, clean, cleans, brush, dust, dusts, laziness, lazy, men, male, males, man, chore, chores, housework, stereotype, stereotypes

'You're high on rugs again!'

Artist:
Jorodo
Search ID:
jdon229
High Res:
1812x1219 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rug, rugs, drug addict, drug addicts, taking drugs, doing drugs, getting high, dropping acid, drug, drugs, high, acid, boyfriend, girlfriend, accuse, height, drug taker, drug takers, druggie, druggies, emotional, emotion, smack, weed

Flying carpets $10.00, flying linoleum $3.00.

Artist:
Delgado, Roy
Search ID:
rde0653
High Res:
2238x1810 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flying carpet, flying carpets, magic carpet, magic carpets, fly, flying, flies, flight, flights, lino, linoleum, floor, flooring, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, middle east, arabia, transport, warzone, warzones, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, war, wars

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

Artist:
Mosedale, Mike
Search ID:
mmon565
High Res:
2362x2126 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business court claims, sue, sued, getting sued, carpet, carpets, rug, rugs, bill, bills, claim, claims, litigation suit, legal action, bust, going bust, bankrupt, bankruptcy, suing, legal threat, litigation, compensation, sweep under carpet, debt, insolvency

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC145461
High Res:
3214x2689 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interior design, interior designers, interior designer, home furnishing, home furnishings, furniture, rug, rugs, area rug, area rugs, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter gatherer, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, decorating, home decor, home decors, diy decorating, diy design

Rug pulled out from under me - Please help.

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban1474
High Res:
1554x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rug pulled out from under me, rug, rugs, help, begging, begs, begger, beggers, beggar, beggars, charity, homeless, homelessness, victims, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, rug, rugs, please help, beg, panhandle, charity, victim, victims

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC138174
High Res:
3100x2463 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rug, rugs, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, professionally cleaned, professional cleaner, carpet cleaner, carpet cleaners, postcoital behavior, pillow talk, pillow talks, pillow-talk, pillow-talks, love love, love-life, unromantic, romance, romantic, romantics, date, dates, dictionary, dictionaries, married life, married couple, married couples

Caveman sees welcome mat saying, 'Wipe Your Knuckles'.

Artist:
Hawkins, Jonny
Search ID:
jhan335
High Res:
1800x1982 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cavemen, prehistory, caves, cavewomen, husbands and wives, marriage, prehistoric times, welcome mats, home, house, domestic, wiping feet, doormats, rugs, carpets, house decor, welcome, cleanliness, housekeeping, house cleaning, prehistoric

"The white buffalo protects us from evil spirits and brings good fortune in the harvest, but it's almost impossible to keep clean."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC141684
High Res:
3088x3695 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
whie buffalo, spirituality, spiritual, spiritually, harvest, religions, religion, religious, stain, stains, stain removal, stain remover, american indian, cleaning, clean, cleaner, cleanly, cleanliness, bleach, white, whiteness, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, america, american, region, regions, regional, historical, american history

'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'

Artist:
Delmonte, Steve
Search ID:
sden830
High Res:
1641x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
school, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergarten teacher, kindergarten teachers, stressed, kids, children, teachers, rooftop, scared, stressed out, principal, first day, high standards, class, blackboard, chalk, handling children, desks, rugs, nap time, flagpole

Bug lost on rug.

Artist:
Streeter, Betsy
Search ID:
bstn233
High Res:
1888x2259 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bug, bugs, insects, insect, mazes, puzzles, spiders, beetle, beetles, lost, maze, puzzle, spider, directions, directing, direction, map, maps, rug, rugs, sense of direction, carpet, carpets, deja vu, been here before, familiar, familiarity

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra061222
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
melt, melting, melted, melts, rug, rugs, good rug, good rugs, carpet, carpets, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, wicked witch of the west, wizard, wizards, wizard of oz, the wizard of oz, yellow brick road, waste, wasting, wasted, brevity