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It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.
In an instant, Ashley's social life was reduced to the status of pond scum.
Tags:cinema, cinemas, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, underwear, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, shout, shouts, shouting, order, orders, ordering, orderer, demand, demands, demanding, pond, ponds, scum, rep, reputation, reputations, ruin, ruins, ruined, destroy, destroys, destroyed, close to home
All items slashed 20%!!
"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."
"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."
Tags:passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, touring, bus tour, bus tours, tour bus, tour buses, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, tour guide, tour guides, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, destruction, destroyed, ruined, tourism industry, mass tourism, overtourism, unsustainable tourism
"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"
Tags:melt, melts, sad, sadder, museum, museums, tragic, horrible, melted, ruin, ruined, wax museum, wax museums, underfunded, underfunding, fund, funds, funding, museum, museums, museum sector, benefactor, benefactors, exhibit, exhibits, exhibited, poor, art, artistic, uneconomic, funded, artistic, deficient, on the brink, sponsor, sponsors, sponsored, philanthropist, philanthropy, in need
"Ha haaa! That's funny. . . I'm ruined."
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Tags:book, books, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, bookseller, booksellers, novel, novels, literature, damage, damages, damaged, sale, sales, deal, deals, coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, spill, spills, spilled, sign, signs, food, drink, drinks, stain, stains, stained, ruined, modern life, consumerism, retail
'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'
'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'
It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.
"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, accident, accidents, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, locked in, stuck, trapped, destroyed, ruined, damaged, customer service, service
'Miss, there's a fly ball in my soup.'
"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"
Tags:christmas, noel, holiday, holidays, christmas tree, cat, feline, animal, pet, pets, mischief, mischievous, cats, felines, claw, claws, clawing, destroy, destroys, destroying, destruct, destructs, destruction, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, christmas trees, xmas, x-mas, plan of attack, plans of attack, plan, plans, planned
'Help! I ran my business like a government.'
"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tai chi, ruin, ruining, ruined, messing up, interrupting, interrupt, interrupted, distract, distraction, distractions, distracting, annoy, annoying, needy, attention, attention-hogging, attention-hogs, attention hogging, attention hogs
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, destroy, destroying, ruin, ruining, damage, damaging, chew, chewing, ripping, destroyed, damaged, ruined, ripped, chewed, bad dog, bad dogs, scolding, telling off, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, reinvent, reinventing, reinvention, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-help, change, changing, life, life changes, psychology, mental health, turning over a new leaf, personal development, personal improvement, improving
"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."
"IOU 1 BAGEL."
Tags:breakfast, mornings, food, toaster, toasters, toast, making toast, burn, burnt, burned, burning, smoke, smoking, iou, i.o.u., i owe you, bagel, bagels, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, appliances, faulty, broken, rogue, uncooperative, useless, overcooked, burnt toast, burnt bagel, burned toast, burned bagel, ruined, bad day
"It's all the violence that does it."
Santa Puking In An Airplane
Tags:christmas, xmas, santa, plane, flight, sickness, motion sickness, travel sickness, sack, bag, christmas gifts, gift, gifts, present, presents, ruined, destroyed, sick, chunder, throwing up, throw up, puke, barf bag, nausea, airplane seats, aeroplane, turbulence, bumpy, barf, spew, get sick, santa clause, sleigh, saint nick, saint nicholas
'Ignore them. Maybe they'll go away. Do you see how they've trashed their own place.'
Tags:alien, aliens, et, extra terrestrial, life, other planets, contact, alien contact, communication, ignore, ignorance, rejection, ecosystem, trashed, ruined, destroyed, hedonistic, hedonism, humankind, humanity, abandoned, planet, destruction, environment, science, intelligent, civilisation, civilization, fermi, paradox
'We're eating out, let's go.' 'But I thought you were making...' 'The only thing I'm making is you miserable if you don't get the car keys right now.' 'Oddly put, but very clear.'