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Government 101 - Do not walk.
'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'
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'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'
Welcome to Insuranceville
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
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"Je peux garder mes chaussettes?"
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"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"
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"Around here his word is law."
"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
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"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
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The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."
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"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"
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"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
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"Damn-you're right. It is 'I' before 'E'."
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"You have to wear a face mask if you want."
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The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"He's got whistleblower written all over him."
Planet of the whales.
'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
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"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
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Employees must wash hands.
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