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Government 101 - Do not walk.
'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'
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'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'
Welcome to Insuranceville
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
Tags:flower, flowers, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, florist, florists, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, romance, romantic, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, guilt, guilty, feeling guilty, gift, gifts, present, present, make-up, makeup, making up, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, rule of thumb, rules of thumbs, rule, rules, stem, stems, long-stemmed, advice, marital advice, relationship advice
"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
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"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
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"Around here his word is law."
"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
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The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."
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"Damn-you're right. It is 'I' before 'E'."
Tags:graffiti, graffiti artist, graffiti artists, tag, tags, tagging, tagger, taggers, artist, artists, spray paint, spray paints, spray can, spray cans, spraying, paint, paints, painting, spelling error, spelling errors, spelling mistake, spelling mistakes, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, grammar, grammar rules, grammar rules, spelling rule, spelling rules, rule, rules, spelling, english, english language, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, modern life, sign, signs, art, doodle, doodles, i before e, too late, kids, kid, teen, teens, teenager, youth
"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
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The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"He's got whistleblower written all over him."
'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
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"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
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The new city water-cooler-discussion ordinance goes into effect, and certain employees are banished to the balcony.
For More Effective Presentations Avoid Excessive Bullet Points.
Employees must wash hands.
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'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
"Well, actually, they are written in stone."
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'Can't you read?!'