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Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'
"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"
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"Pay no attention to him, Kathy. He thinks he's supposed to get lit every night because he's a rum cake."
'I don't care how you did things where you worked before.'
"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."
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Dark and Stormy
'How do you feel about mixed content?'
I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans
Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'
"I was attacked by a bunch of sailors who stole my rum barrel!"
"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."
'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'
'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'
"Oh my god - it's Captain Rehab!"
'I had ten pints last night. That's the last time I drink rum during the week.'
'It was so cold on that day that the very rum froze in my barrel!'
'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'
You can never over garnish!
Join me in a Martini?
Join me in a glass of champagne?
Join me in a cocktail!
'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'