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'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'
Tags:armadillo, armadillos, news, reporter, reporters, roadkill, roadkills, road, roads, kill, kills, depress, depresses, depressing, depression, story, stories, run over, ran over, runs over, repeat, repeats, repetitive, repetition, repetitions, accident, accidents, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, animal heaven, curiosity killed the cat, nine lives, cats nine lives, cat's nine lives, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, dying, died, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, roadkill, road kill, road-kill, run over, getting run over
Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'
"I told you we'd settle this in the parking lot."
Squashed on the road.
'Well, we better get out there. Those guys aren't gonna eat themselves.'
The Lesser Known Adventures of Illinois Jones
Tags:out to lunch cartoon, illinois, indiana, jones, texting, detective, health and safety, danger, dangerous, kill, killed, temple, doom, raiders, ark, clue, clues, dont text and drive, text and drive, phone, phones, mobile phones, mobile phones, cell phone, cell phones, cell, text, safety, death, died, dies, dead, run over, giant boulder
"As long as you stay on the track, eventually you'll be run over by the train."
Giant hedgehog runs over a car.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
Bowling Alley Hostages
Tags:bowl, bowls, bowling, bowler, bowlers, bowling alley, bowling alleys, bowling ball, bowling balls, ten pin bowling, ten-pin bowling, bowling pin, bowling pins, train, trains, train track, train tracks, traintrack, traintracks, railroad, railroads, rail road, rail roads, run over, running over, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, hit by a train, wild west, the wild west, western, knocked over
'Encumbered by low self esteem, Raymond takes a job as a speed bump.'
A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, giant dinosaur, giant dinosaurs, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, car, cars, run over, car accident, car accidents, drive, driver, drivers, driving, road rage, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, kill, kills, killing, hit and run, pedestrian, pedestrians
Crossing the street.
Common predators of the grey squirrel.
"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."
Tags:commuting, work, being late, excuses, traffic accident, run over, ghost, spirit, haunting, rundown, working late, the night shift, traffic, cars, automobiles, gridlock, traffic congestion, road rage, bumper-to-bumper, traffic accidents, ghosts, spirits, hauntings, haunt, haunts, commuter, commuters
'Is it peasants or pheasants you're not allowed to pick up if you hit them?'
'I was making a snow angel in the street and got ran over.'
Cards: Get Well Get hit by a Bus
"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."
'I can't believe you just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot!'
'Like I said son, survival is all about location, location, location!'