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"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."
"If you were a building, I'd say you suffer from deferred maintenance."
"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."
Pupil to teacher "Miss, I/m finding it hard to concentrate with the rats nibbling at my books"
Caught in a rundown, tagged and devoured.
'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'
"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"
'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'