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Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, airport, airports, tropics, tropical, caribbean, mexico, warm, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, coat, coats, winter coats, winter coat, coat check, tourists, tourist, tourism, travel, traveling, travelling, beach, beaches, snowbird, snowbirds, escape, winter, summer, runway, runways, booth, booths
"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."
Tags:airplane, television, news, reporter, runway, crash, anchor, depression, depressed, airplanes, plane, depressed plane, depressed planes, double meaning, double meanings, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, grounding, grounded aircraft, laguardia airport, new york, new york city, mankoff
'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'
'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'
Catwalk The Plank
Tags:pun, puns, punny, pirate, pirate ships, pirate ship, yarr, walk the plank, plank, the plank, capital punishment, sentence to death, model, models, modelling, fashion, fashionable, fashions, runway, runways, catwalk, cat-walk, cat walk, pose, posing, poses, strut, strutting, couture, coutures, fashion show, fashion shows, parody, parodied, parodies
A private jet takes off
For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.
Fashion Show Directions
Ping Pong Airport
The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller
'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'
"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."
"Of course I don't care about fashion. I just like the catwalk."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., fashion, style, fashion show, fashion shows, catwalk, catwalks, model, models, designer, designers, fashion designer, fashion designers, fashion model, fashion models, walking the runway, runway, runways, clothes, clothing, don't care, wordplay, word play
Tags:cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheer, cheering, cheerleading, cheer squad, cheer team, cheerleading team, cheerleading squad, squad, sport, sports, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fly, flying, landing, take off, airport, airports, queue, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, unnecessary, runway, aircraft, aircrafts, aircraft marshall, aircraft marshalling, signals, signal, direct, directing, directions
"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."
"The banana peels create dramatic tension."
Tags:runway, runways, fashion, fashion show, fashion shows, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, runway model, runway models, pose, poses, catwalk, catwalks, banana, bananas, banana peel, banana peels, slip, slippery, tension, drama, dramatic, dramatic tension, audience, viewers, peel, peels
Employee of the Month Parking
'Alright, Captain, are you ready to play 'Chicken'?'
Short Bird Syndrome
'...I wish I were a model.'
One witch acts as a ground crew for other witches who are taking off.
Milan Says "Gloves!"
Tags:fashion show, fashion shows, runway, runways, fashion runway, fashion runways, glove, gloves, milan, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, modern fashion, modern fashions, impractical womens fashion, women fashions, women's fashion, women's fashions, clothes, impractical clothing, catwalk, catwalks, the catwalk, model, models, modeling
'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'
Steve was innocently playing with his flags when, all of a sudden, something terrible happened.
Flight crew texting and falling off a jetway.
Tags:jetlagged, jetlagged comic, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phone, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pay attention, paying attention, look, looking, look out, looking out, deplane, deplaning, deplaned, deboard, deboarding, air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fall, falls, falling, tarmac, runway, runways, airport, airports