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"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"
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doctors, doctor, health, healthy, medical, pre-existing, healthcare, health insurance, insurance, tin man, tin woodman, doctor, rust, rusty, old, squeaky, doctor, medicine, checkup, check-up, condition, conditions, oz, wizard of oz"Actually, we don't have any openings. I'm just interviewing to keep my skills sharp."
'Don't be such a 'cry-baby' - and besides, you'll go rusty!'
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knight, knights, knight in shining armour, swords, shields, cries, rust, rusty, rusting, knight in armour, armour, sword, shield, damsel, lady in waiting, castle, crying, cry, damsel in distress, princess, beautiful princess, hero'Well.. Your nails are very rusty...'
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tin man, wizard of oz, robot, iron giant, robotic, machine, manicure, pedicure, rust, rusty, beauty therapy, cosmetics, cosmetic, nails, finger nails"... Oh, no. That just means we won't charge you for the rust."
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car dealership, car dealerships, car dealer, car dealers, auto dealer, auto dealers, auto dealership, auto dealerships, secondhand car, secondhand cars, second-hand car, second-hand cars, dealer, cars, motoring, second hand, used, rust, rusty, banger, old banger, old bangers, bangers, salesmen, rust free, sales, salesman'How do you like my two-tone car?'
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toy car, toy cars, car, cars, driver, drivers, drive, drives, show off, shows off, show offs, showing off, showed off, rust, rusty, old car, old cars, two-tone car, two tone car, classic car, classic cars, kid, kids, play, playing, driving license, drivers license'And instead of a golden parachute, we give you a rusty umbrella.'
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parachute, parachutes, chute, chutes, personnel, personnels, human resources, human resource, umbrella, rust, rusty, gold, golden, hire, hires, hired, hiring, interview, interviewed, interviews, interviewing, job, jobs, lie, lied, lies, liar, liars'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'
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car, cars, vehicles, garage, rust, drive, driving, mechanic, mechanics, garages, rusty, rust treatment, rust treatments, mot, mots, driver, drivers, drives, rusty car, rusty cars, rustiness, car problem, car problems, car trouble, car troubles, cheapskate, cheapskates"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Rusty, on account of my red hair."
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car, rusty car, rust, rusty, redhead, redheads, old cars, cars, old car, pick-up line, meeting women, greeting, delusional, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines'You'll have to go easy on me, I'm a little rusty.'
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robot, robots, machine, machines, rust, rusty, out of practice, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, playing golf, golf player, golf players, tee, tees, teeing off, tee off, swing, swings, shot, shots, golf game, golf games, golf course, golf courses, ball, golf ball, golf balls'I just hope the sun doesn't get rusty.'
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sun, kids, weather, rainy days, rain, rainstorms, storms, inclement weather, children, family, families, sky, solar system, knowledge, rust, rusty, raining, out of the mouths of babes