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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL - we can't wait for the shabbos goy"
And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."
"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."
And on the Seventh Day...
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.
"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."
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"Maybe things would have turned out better if I'd put in a whole week."
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"I'm sure this Shabbos meal is delicious but how can I taste it if I can't take a photo and post it instantly online?"
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
"I just explained 'kugel' to him."
'Hey, why don't You make the Sabbath on Saturday, and then on Sundays we can play golf!'
'Darn -- I forgot to ask Him if the Sabbath is Saturday or Sunday!'
"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."
"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"
"After receiving the third commandment Moses was alarmed to see the Fire Prevention Officer."
Olympic Sabbath Torch.
'Do you think they're here because they're interested in the topic, or because they think there will be samples?'
'Your radio doesn't work on Saturdays because it's on the Sabbath setting.'
'But if this 'No-working-on-the-Sabbath' goes through, where does that leave us?'
'Jack, about those beans you bought for the cholent...'
'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'