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"The saber rattling didn't work, Villner. We're going with a fresh approach."
Fencing with Guns
"Would whoever is rattling his saber while I'm speaking please stop?"
"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"
Before Cordless Light Sabers
"So you're into pointillism."
'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'
'Isn't that cute? -- he wants you to change his litter box.'
'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'
'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'
'It happened this morning when I found a light saber pen in a box of cereal.'