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"Have you ever considered getting braces?"
Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals
"Sabre-tooth, not buck-tooth."
As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.
"Forget about it Al. Looks like a case of too big to fail."
'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'
'It even has its own built-in home security system!'
"Fool, I said a spotted one."
'You never knew your father. The tar pits git him.'
I find myself torn between my need for acceptance and my need for lunch.
Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)
'Yeah, they look great, but you can't imagine how hard it is to eat with them.'
'Finding a good cave is hard these days: They all seem to be full of these ape-like creatures...'