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"Or we could call triple A. . ."
"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
'The job creators are angry. They have spoken through their prophets, the politicians, and they demand more sacrifice.'
Tags:unemployment, unemployed, unemployment level, unemployment levels, job creator, job creators, economic stimuli, economic stimulus, economic, economists, cutback, cutbacks, government spending, benefits, benefit, social security, welfare, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, angry god, angry gods
"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."
"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."
"As chief, I believe that no man is an island. Making him part of one, though, I have no problem."
Tags:appeasement, appeasements, angry god, angry gods, volcano, volcanoes, eruption, eruptions, volcanic, angry deity, angry deities, human sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, scapegoat, scapegoates, primitive religion, primitive religions, belief system, belief systems
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
Tags:luggage, baggage, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airport, airports, airport check in, airport check ins, bag, bags, lost luggage, lost baggage, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, tourist, tourists, travel, suitcase, suitcases, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"The gods demand tech support!"
No Photographing or Touching the Human Sacrifice
"You were supposed to sacrifice a virgin...not a vegetarian..."
"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, grills, grill out, grilling out, god, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, sacrifices, cooking out, grill, grilling, burning, food, sacrifice, gods, appeasement, sacrificial, offering, religion, backyard, suburban, summertime, summer time
"You're from the temp agency? Okay, basically, we have a short-term opening in our human sacrifice department."
Tags:temp, temps, temporary job, temporary jobs, temporary work, temporary contract, temporary contracts, temp worker, temp workers, temporary worker, temporary workers, sacrifice, sacrifices, human sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, short-term contract, short-term contracts, job opening, job openings
"There's been a mix up, I thought I was booking in for a Brazilian."
Hat Stand Sacrifice.
Happy Ququoztzl Day everyone!
"What are you complaining about? It's a job, isn't it?"
"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."
Tags:airlines, airline travel, flying, luggage, lost luggage, losing luggage, sacrifice, lost-luggage, airline, missing luggage, lost baggage, lost luggage, sacrifices, sacrificing, air travels, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, god, gods, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims
"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."
"Unbelievable! I could never harm a child!"
Tags:human sacrifices, virgin sacrifice, virgin sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, childhood obesity, obesity epidemic, social problems, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parental responsibility, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, double standard, double standards
"Due to an unexpected layover on the journey up here, we regretfully inform the gods, that due to a technicality, they'll need to find another virgin."
"Your sacrifice on behalf of this organization is noted and appreciated."
"Tell me we didn't just send that message without the attachment."
"The gods have 'had it up to here' with goats, and wondered if we could sacrifice some pizza."
"These are difficult times which requires personal sacrifice. I'm personally sacrificing you."
Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .